In case you haven’t heard — and at this point in the media blitz, it’s hard to imagine you haven’t — Chris Pratt lost quite a bit of weight to play the chiseled-abbed superhero Star-Lord in “Guardians Of The Galaxy.”
CHRIS STOP STEALING MY IDEAS (and my heart, shhh). I want to get famous so that I can go on a talk show and answer nothing but lies. I have wanted this for years. And here this gorgeous, like able fucker goes, stealing my limelight.